What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve