How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

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A pedestrian.

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It's Christmas, Eve.

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I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.