What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Chirpe Jokes More Chirpe Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.