What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.