What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!