What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.