The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
When there are two of them.
Take your foot off of their head.
pay for the pizza.
Because he had the doldrums.
Their patients are 2'