What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.