How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.