How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.