What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists