What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.