What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Birth Control Jokes More Birth Control Jokes

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil