What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously