Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.