What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.