What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft