What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Appreciate Jokes More Appreciate Jokes

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.