Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.