Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.