How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!