British People Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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