The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin' Bran.
The word "free"
a hamburger.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
She pulled some strings.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
A mummy bear
Dyslexia
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Dumblebore
Voldemart.
