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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Fiber Jokes More Fiber Jokes

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions