Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq