How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Ally Jokes More Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

D Day Jokes More D Day Jokes

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.