How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...