Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.