What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center