How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.