Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.