What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!