Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.