Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Friend Birthday Party Jokes More Friend Birthday Party Jokes

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.