What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field