What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.