What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.