What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.