What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt