Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a ducks drug of choice?

Quack.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!