Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.