What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.