What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us