What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "