What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.