What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.