What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.