Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!