Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!