Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!