What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs