What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!