Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.