Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.