Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.