Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What was it worth?

Two marks.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Unemployment Jokes More Unemployment Jokes

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail