What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.