How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.