Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
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Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
PUN-GENT
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!
Groanhenge
Karma. (Please forgive me)
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Gingerly.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
He was made out of Plato
With a crowbar
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Misspell the paunch line.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Moo moos
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
