What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.