What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!