What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.