What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.