How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.