What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Defiance Jokes More Defiance Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan