What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Defiance Jokes More Defiance Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.