What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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The rooster clucks defiance.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.