What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!