Degree Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

40 Degree Jokes More 40 Degree Jokes

Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle?

Because its very complementary!

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Radian Jokes More Radian Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers