Radian Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Math Major Jokes More Math Major Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.