How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...