How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

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How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.