How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.