Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

G Jokes More G Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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An emo-g

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!